Baldercrap 

To call something both balderdash and bullcrap, hence the name, "baldercrap".

1. My friend told me about scientology, saying that it was a real religion, but I know it's just baldercrap.

2. A guy was yelling about the end of the world, so I called "baldercrap!" and told him to STFU.

Baldercrap by Professor Hubert J Farnsworth November 19, 2009

baldertrash 

ridiculously straight up trash

that party was plain baldertrash

baldertrash by recon-op May 4, 2003

balkercraft 

Best server. join it! 18-/+ play.balkercraft.eu #going international

I: "What's balkercraft?"
You: "Its a minecraft server."
I: "WTF a minecraft server? I want to die now."
You: "Just join it now. for one time"
I: "Okay, but after i gonna hang myself."
After 30 mins..
I: "OMG I WANT TO PLAY ON THIS SERVER 25 HOURS A DAY!!"

balkercraft by Zsegon October 28, 2017

Bouldercrap 

the excrements of a rock. usually used to people who are not worthy of being referred to as ecrements from aliving organism.

You are full of bouldercrap

Bouldercrap by Daoud May 13, 2005

Fernando Balderrama 

My future husband

Fernando Balderrama will be my husband one day

Fernando Balderrama by Imposter_Closer November 30, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019