The contents of a container or something being transported. Can refer to the cargo of a truck or other transport vehicle as well as the semen located in the male testicles.
"The payload in that truck weighs several thousand pounds."

"I busted a fat payload of cum on that bitch's face!"
by IceWarm November 21, 2004
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He pulled it out at the last minute, then unleashed a Peter North sized payload on her chest.
by 'lil stinker March 8, 2004
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1. Verb: Ejaculation
2. Noun: Sperm
"I payloaded all over her"

and

"Here comes the payload!"
by Urkel August 6, 2004
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when a man farts, sneezes, ejaculates, and coughs at the exact same time ( one brought on by the other ).
after jacob released The payload he felt complete peace with the universe.
by AlexCraig December 18, 2008
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How many fat bitches you can carry in your vehicle.
Dylan has way more payload with the Ranger than he had with the WRX.
by 500ToothDinasar May 20, 2022
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To jerk off at work. Getting paid to jerk off.
Work was so boring today that I decided to shut my office door and drop a payload.
by BigBoy74 July 4, 2012
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