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THE MOST WIFEABLE BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, AND & TALENTED HOTTEST FUCKIN CUTEST QUEER RAPPER/SINGER EVER SHE FUCKIN WIFEY

Person 1: who dat chick from cali with the tattoos
Person 2: OH SHIT! You mean Kehlani "BAElani"
THATS WIFEY

baelani by The Future Buttmann June 3, 2018

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Balanitis

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

Balanitis by urologistdude September 2, 2009

Related Words

baelani • baelan • Baelationship • Baeland • Baelantine • Baelining • balani • balanism • balanite • Balanitis

allah belani versin

means "god give your trouble" in turkish

frequently used after getting left by sweetheart, got cut off on traffic, or a soccer player misses the goal or forgets his rival's sprint that makes team concede a goal

it's also said while watching news every evening

- crash!!!
- allah belani versin!

allah belani versin by el clandestino February 6, 2009

Baelationship

When two people should get into a real relationship but are afraid of falling, these people are so close and could get through any shit life/haters throw at them. If you are in a baelationship you should stop messing around and become official because secretly both baes want more from there unofficial relationship. You belong together. Go turn that bae into your girl/boyfriend . Dont be afraid! best of luck baes! Love to y'all

Boy:We should end this baelationship and become official

Girl: I thought you'd never ask babe 😘

Baelationship by Sofiexxx May 27, 2016

Baeland

When a friend just meets/is meeting someone new and immediately bf/gf time. Unknown to be a good or bad thing.

Just met her and already they're in baeland!

Baeland by washstlucy October 14, 2016

Baelan

An absolute chad of a dude. Also if you are not Baelan then you are just annoting and should leave him alone to suffer in peace. Baelan is a GIGACHAD- nuff said.
PS- TIMOTHE

Baelan is a GIGACHAD

Baelan by dogomus070 August 23, 2022

balanite

To be very, extremely, cool and loyal.

Kelly is balanite. Meezer is balanite

balanite by awseomo December 5, 2004

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026