baelani 

THE MOST WIFEABLE BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, AND & TALENTED HOTTEST FUCKIN CUTEST QUEER RAPPER/SINGER EVER SHE FUCKIN WIFEY

Person 1: who dat chick from cali with the tattoos
Person 2: OH SHIT! You mean Kehlani "BAElani"
THATS WIFEY

baelani by The Future Buttmann June 3, 2018

Balanitis 

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

Balanitis by urologistdude September 2, 2009

allah belani versin 

means "god give your trouble" in turkish

frequently used after getting left by sweetheart, got cut off on traffic, or a soccer player misses the goal or forgets his rival's sprint that makes team concede a goal

it's also said while watching news every evening

- crash!!!
- allah belani versin!

allah belani versin by el clandestino February 6, 2009

Baelationship 

When two people should get into a real relationship but are afraid of falling, these people are so close and could get through any shit life/haters throw at them. If you are in a baelationship you should stop messing around and become official because secretly both baes want more from there unofficial relationship. You belong together. Go turn that bae into your girl/boyfriend . Dont be afraid! best of luck baes! Love to y'all

Boy:We should end this baelationship and become official

Girl: I thought you'd never ask babe 😘

Baelationship by Sofiexxx May 27, 2016

Baeland 

When a friend just meets/is meeting someone new and immediately bf/gf time. Unknown to be a good or bad thing.

Just met her and already they're in baeland!

Baeland by washstlucy October 14, 2016

Baelan 

An absolute chad of a dude. Also if you are not Baelan then you are just annoting and should leave him alone to suffer in peace. Baelan is a GIGACHAD- nuff said.
PS- TIMOTHE

Baelan is a GIGACHAD

Baelan by dogomus070 August 23, 2022

balanite 

To be very, extremely, cool and loyal.

Kelly is balanite. Meezer is balanite

balanite by awseomo December 5, 2004