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balanism 

As this is the urban dictionary, I suppose the best definition would be 'sticking something up your arse'! More specifically and for those of a more 'technically minded' nature, it is the use of suppositories or pessaries (hence killing at least one myth, that the 'pessary' is a small bird that lives in New Zealand!..that's a cassowary).
Balanism doesn't usually have anything to do with masturbation or marsupials, contrary to popular misconception.
balanism by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006
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Self Bananism

If you are a banana, it is eating yourself. Like cannibalism, only with bananas.
DUDE! my peel is SO good!
That's self bananism dude!
Self Bananism by bananasha July 19, 2010

anti-bulanism 

AntiBulanism also spelled anti-bulanism or anti-Bulanism) refers to the rejection of hostility, prejudice, or discrimination against people of African descent. Individuals who support such views are known as bulanite(s) or antibulanite(s). This form of racism is strongly condemned in society.

Anti-Bulanism is a worldwide movement that aims to discourage and dismantle, the unity against, the bonds of solidarity between all indigenous and diasporic ethnic groups of African descent.
Anti-bulanism is a destructive ideology that seeks to undermine the power and potential of Bulan and all that it represents.
anti-bulanism by Reuel-Azriel March 17, 2023

Bulanism 

Bulanism, a racial philosophy, coined by Reuel-Azriel, is the philosophical and political stance that centers around the axiomatic identification and celebration of one's own qualities, beliefs, personality traits, appearance, and expressions of racial identity, and the active advocacy for the use of the term "Bulan" as a more empowering and accurate classification for people of sub-Saharan African ancestry and indigenous peoples of Oceania, free from the derogatory and limiting racial slurs and classifications imposed by colonial oppressors.

The core beliefs of Bulanism include the celebration of bulanness (Africanness) the promotion of cultural awareness and the advancement of social and economic justice for people of color. Bulanism is not just a movement, but a way of life that is grounded in the principles of unity, self-love, and empowerment.
"Her commitment to bulanism is evident in the way she proudly identifies herself as bulan and advocates for the recognition and celebration of the cultural contributions of sub-Saharan African and Oceania indigenous peoples."
Bulanism by Reuel-Azriel April 14, 2023

Neo Balancism 

Noun
Neobalancism, (Also Neo-Balancism) is a term used to describe the western movement in the visual arts. In particular, pictures that contain or portray shoes. There are certain colors chosen and styles worn that are used to depict a certain type of male.
I swear Amber, your unparalleled passion for Neo Balancism shows in every picture you send.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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