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Balanitis 

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.
This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.
Balanitis by urologistdude September 2, 2009
Related Words

balanster 

a way of saying the word 'banister' that isnt as difficult.
It also makes a lot more sense becuase you are using it to 'balance' on the stairs :]
Jess maybe if you hold onto the balanster next time, you wont fall down the stairs again.

You broke the balanster when you slid down it on your fat ass.
balanster by x0jessicaaax February 5, 2007

bazanite 

Crystals used to take away bazas powers
I will use my bazanite to take away his powers
bazanite by Chonkz April 15, 2021

capy of the baranite

capybara go pew pew people go dead because capybaras are better
I summon the capy of the baranite to num u L bozo + ratio.

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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