balanite 

To be very, extremely, cool and loyal.

Kelly is balanite. Meezer is balanite

balanite by awseomo December 5, 2004

Balanitis 

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

Balanitis by urologistdude September 2, 2009

balanster 

a way of saying the word 'banister' that isnt as difficult.
It also makes a lot more sense becuase you are using it to 'balance' on the stairs :

Jess maybe if you hold onto the balanster next time, you wont fall down the stairs again.

You broke the balanster when you slid down it on your fat ass.

balanster by x0jessicaaax February 5, 2007

bazanite 

Crystals used to take away baza’s powers

I will use my bazanite to take away his powers

bazanite by Chonkz April 15, 2021

capy of the baranite

capybara go pew pew people go dead because capybaras are better

I summon the capy of the baranite to num u L bozo + ratio.

capy of the baranite by Emit Joonam van eeeeeeeeeeeh April 14, 2024