baconbush 

A horrible combination of female genitalia when a woman has werewolf pussy and meat curtains at the same time, creating an illusion of a bush with bacon sprouting from it.

We where really getting hot and heavy when I pulled down her panty's and saw a baconbush pop out....gross.

baconbush by Dr_PigFinger January 13, 2021

Baconfish

A bacony, fishy entity that is so amazing that it immediately disproves the notion of a god. By law if you find bacon fish you have to put it back in the sea. Baconfish are distinguishable by their bacony but yet, still fishy characteristics and are prone to swimming in groups of two or four. Groups of baconfish are known as rashers of baconfish rather than schoals of baconfish.

I saw a big rasher of baconfish today, there were four of them... ...I'm now an athiest.

Baconfish by bobthescubadivingsnail July 28, 2010

BaconBust 

when a male trys to get an erection (often called a boner) and is not able to make his penis stiff.

I looked at some nasty porn but I was still baconbusted

BaconBust by The Little rectangleturtle October 4, 2009

Backbush 

1. Hair generally located on or around the buttocks of a certain individual. normally found in the male gender.

2. Asshole hair

3. Asshole pubes

Hey dude, your Backbush is outta control. Shave your asshole

Backbush by OKBB July 16, 2013

baconbunny 

A tribe member carnivorous and ferocious bunny that consumes bacon daily, decapitating anyone who stands in his her path. (Refer to Monty Python's Holy Grail, killer bunny scence).

The baconbunny consumed all the lettuce, carrots and brussel sprouts wrapped in bacon that were left unguarded by the non-bunny

baconbunny by Kintock November 2, 2017

baconship 

The relationship between two males who cook each other bacon, normally in a bromance

Max: Here's the bacon sandwich i made for you bro

Oli: Bro, that's bare. So glad we have a baconship

baconship by Philpott359 May 9, 2013

Lord Baconus 

Leader of House Bacon on the Battle for Breakfast against House Toast. Armed with the frying pan Lord Baconus is truly a worthy foe.

After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus with the toaster, Lord Baconus swore his revenge.

Lord Baconus by King Steve June 11, 2004