BaconBust

when a male trys to get an erection (often called a boner) and is not able to make his penis stiff.

I looked at some nasty porn but I was still baconbusted

by The Little rectangleturtle October 4, 2009

baconbush

A horrible combination of female genitalia when a woman has werewolf pussy and meat curtains at the same time, creating an illusion of a bush with bacon sprouting from it.

We where really getting hot and heavy when I pulled down her panty's and saw a baconbush pop out....gross.

by Dr_PigFinger January 13, 2021

baconbits55

Well known for his YouTube channel and being giving awards directly from creator of Minecraft for being the best player at Minecraft.

baconbits55 is better than Technoblade and Dream.

by Chief Walrus August 8, 2020

Bacontastic

adj: 1) comparable to the awesomeness of bacon

2) containing enough bacon to render the beholder smitten with the item

1) This is, like, as great as bacon! It's bacontastic even!
2) This is the greatest cheeseburger ever! It's bacontastic!

by FTfreakingW April 11, 2010

baconstrip

The inner labias (labia minor) of a woman. Especially if they are not separated.

Hey girl, that's a nice baconstrip!

by RonnyM July 9, 2003

Baconstrip

A shit stain on the underwear usually caused by digging fingers into the ass to scratch out an uncontrolable salty peanut (See salty peanut). Also known as a skid mark.

As she folded the laundry she noticed a large baconstrip in her boyfriend's underwear.

or

He decided to not buy white underwear anymore, because of his baconstrip making problem.

by Sean Cookson September 6, 2006

BACONBIT

A word used to call security officers and private police.Derived from the salad topping food-baconbitsmeaning not real bacon.

*also know as "rent-a-cop".

I used to be a Baconbit at the racetrack because we were cheaper than using real police.

by Cyber Kong December 28, 2005