Baconfish

A bacony, fishy entity that is so amazing that it immediately disproves the notion of a god. By law if you find bacon fish you have to put it back in the sea. Baconfish are distinguishable by their bacony but yet, still fishy characteristics and are prone to swimming in groups of two or four. Groups of baconfish are known as rashers of baconfish rather than schoals of baconfish.

I saw a big rasher of baconfish today, there were four of them... ...I'm now an athiest.

by bobthescubadivingsnail July 28, 2010

Backfished

When you see a shorty from behind and you think she’s valid but when she turns around she look like sherk.

Jaetel: Damnnn Cam look at the shorty over there

Cam: Damnnn shorty’s valid

*shorty turns around and smiles at Jaetel*

Jaetel: UGHHH MY EYES

Cam: Ewww shorty looks like Sherk

Jaetel: Damn bro we just got backfished

by Jaetel the G September 17, 2018

baconbush

A horrible combination of female genitalia when a woman has werewolf pussy and meat curtains at the same time, creating an illusion of a bush with bacon sprouting from it.

We where really getting hot and heavy when I pulled down her panty's and saw a baconbush pop out....gross.

by Dr_PigFinger January 13, 2021

Baconism

A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.

Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.

by zebracake69 August 24, 2011

baconkissed

Used to compliment or support another person's comment.
Synonymous with, "Well said!" or "Hear-Hear!"
Typically used when an added comment enhances or is even funnier than the original statement.

Based on the principal that everything tastes better with a 'kiss' of bacon.

Originated by Uecker on ruminations.com

randy: "I bet morning breath led to the invention of the 69"
jen: "I think you have it backward"
aaron: "baconkissed!"

by Tantrums August 29, 2009

Baconaise

The act of "Pre-Gaming" the male member by masturbating with the aid of cold bacon grease. Once the male is close to climax, the second party being either a female or male Bacon Lover then "Finishes Off" the primary male orally, recieving the benefit of both bacon grease and ejaculate.

"Sally owed me after that Chick Flick marathon. So I fed her the Baconaise."

by TheReverundDo0D March 1, 2014

baconiphany

a sudden, intuitive perception of a new recipe with bacon as an ingredient, usually initiated by hunger and followed by intense need to perceive the scent of bacon.

"I had a baconiphany. I had the pizza place add bacon as a topping on my pizza."

by MakinBacon December 30, 2008