Kintock's definitions

Turkey Bacon

A false representation of the proper use of cured pork belly using feathered flightless avian

This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon

by Kintock November 2, 2017

baconphilia

The affinity and attraction to Bacon.

Kintock's baconphilia stems from his desire to consume high sodium products.

by Kintock November 1, 2017

baconbunny

A tribe member carnivorous and ferocious bunny that consumes bacon daily, decapitating anyone who stands in his her path. (Refer to Monty Python's Holy Grail, killer bunny scence).

The baconbunny consumed all the lettuce, carrots and brussel sprouts wrapped in bacon that were left unguarded by the non-bunny

by Kintock November 2, 2017

baconphobia

The unreasonable fear of bacon and bacon products; the fear of consuming products containing hidden bacon ingredients

The pgychologist diagnosed Kintock's baconphobia and prescribed treatment by instructing him to eat 100% bacon three times daily for one year.

by Kintock November 2, 2017