4 definitions by Dr_PigFinger
A horrible combination of female genitalia when a woman has werewolf pussy and meat curtains at the same time, creating an illusion of a bush with bacon sprouting from it.
We where really getting hot and heavy when I pulled down her panty's and saw a baconbush pop out....gross.
by Dr_PigFinger January 13, 2021
Well we where really getting hot and heavy then I took her panty's off and realized she had a bacon bush and immediately walked out.
by Dr_PigFinger December 30, 2021
Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.
My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.
by Dr_PigFinger April 5, 2021
Is the after effects of ingesting large amount's of capsaicin laced products (ex. Jalapeño, Carolina Reaper peppers, assorted hot sauce, etc.) Resulting in internal distress and extreme bowel pressures that conclude with a high pressure, expulsion of liquid fire feces and some internal organ pieces.
After MC ate his 12th Carolina Reaper puree dipped skittle, he felt an unbridled whirl wind of pain and pressure in his down unders....with sweat upon his brow he thought to himself "oh GOD!!! A CHOCOLATE SUPER SOAKER is unavoidable!" Turning his bathroom into a crime scene.
by Dr_PigFinger April 2, 2021