1: Hey man, you wanna check out that new chicken shop down the road?
2: Yeah sure, wanna shave these first though?
1: Yeah man, where the lighter at?
2: Yeah sure, wanna shave these first though?
1: Yeah man, where the lighter at?
by IandIgonnatakeyouonajourney December 09, 2012
by bookwormting March 12, 2021
Kiersten : O Jake last night was so amazing!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop December 19, 2017
A word used in place of swearing, or any other word that is inappropriate at the moment. Can also be used to replace any verb for comic relief. Started in retaurants kitchens, to avoid trouble with a spervisor, then eventually becomes part of your everyday vocabulary
Josh, I need a blossom on the fly, the other one got shaved up!
Damn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!
Damn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!
by TRHKING September 23, 2011
To take ones penis on the hand and rung the head of it up and down her cheeks aswell as her facial area to mimic a electric shaver.
by F.J.M May 19, 2009
A failed attempt at screaming "Shame!" at your friend in a moment of desperation. "Shave" is now one of the many ways to bring down a horrible onslaught of shame on the "shavee" (One who gets shaved).
by Hunter_song August 12, 2009
by deezfatnuts January 10, 2021