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wild bordi
a male individual that resembles the primate by the same name, characterized by it's puffed ass, big lips, wide eyes, and bad temperment. Like a bro the bordi has a few key phrases and mannerisms that identify him:
"What?"
"Come on"
Elbows at the waste, with arms pointed outward, with hands fully open and fingers out.
Don't leave food or drink out in the direct area of the bordi unattended.
"What?"
"Come on"
Elbows at the waste, with arms pointed outward, with hands fully open and fingers out.
Don't leave food or drink out in the direct area of the bordi unattended.
The wild bordi's favorite food are the 2 for $1 tacos sold at fast food places.
"Where are my groceries I bought and why is my 3 liter sports drink damn near empty?"
"You left your room open, and I guess a wild bordi came by."
"Where are my groceries I bought and why is my 3 liter sports drink damn near empty?"
"You left your room open, and I guess a wild bordi came by."
wild bordi by Savage3 July 4, 2008
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Two-Bodied
When an obese individual is so large that they empose their mass and shrink the space for normally proportioned individuals in hallways, elevators, and especially airlines seats.
The flight is so uncomfortable sitting next to this Two-Bodied man, his whole side is resting upon me and pressing into my flesh as he sweats I can smell and feel his excessive moisture.
Two-Bodied by Hixxz68 July 29, 2018
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Bordinal
-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.
-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.
ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.
Bordinal by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
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