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bordism - complete and utter boredom, a state in which you're sitting there falling asleep when you're wide awake.
Little johnny is suffering from utter fucking bordism
bordism by Kurt August 8, 2004
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The Art of being bored , it can be easily be cured by interaction with other people, sleeping it off, shiney things, doing things u wud kill urself for if your friends found out(ex. playing dress-up) or anything else tht will keep your mind off the fact that u have nothing to do
Guy 1: "Heyyy man! i saw a picture of u and ur sister having a teaparty! Your mom just showed me!! U SUCK"

Guy2: "Awwww! i was suffering severe bordism....and she said there was no film in that camera!!"
bordism by UHoh... September 6, 2005
Being so bored and tired that your mind goes into a different state and all of a sudden everything is hilarious.
Boredism is not exactly just being bored. It's more of a state of mind thing. See boredism is when you have past being bored and tired. You know how after you stay up all night and you have nothing to do and are really tired but can't sleep. Then all of a sudden you hit a spiritual state of mind, almost like a residual high, suddenly everything becomes funny and you get the giggles and can't stop laughing. well that is the great state of boredism. No weed is intended before reaching this.
Boredism by Gabriel tyson August 13, 2012
Religion created by funny roblox man ThatBoredGamer to fight the members of lisaism.
Guy 1: Do you support Boredism?

Guy 2: No i support Lisaism?

Guy 1 proceeds to take out shotgun
Boredism by NotAnNameXD April 4, 2021
A religion in which all guys (bros) believe in getting together to bro-out...
Bros before Hoes is a key part of the Brodism religion
brodism by P-dub3 October 20, 2007

Börkism 

An ancient Greek school of philosophy, founded in Athens by Börkur of Breiðholt, and his followers (564 BC). The school taught a theory, or a system of going through life in which retiring from society, living in social isolation, indulging in unhealthy food and collecting FUPA is celebrated. This is inspired for a variety of reasons, namely the Það incident.
After studying the writings of Börkur I have become a devout subscriber of Börkism
Börkism by Börkurfan_nr.1 September 22, 2018
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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