bordinary

Someone with no outstanding physical, mental or social characteristics of any kind... So much so that they are boring.

Meaghan: So I went on a second date with that guy the other night... it's so weird because he's the most like, normal guy I've ever gone out with... he's ordinary but at least he's not bordinary.

by Gryffen December 25, 2007

Bordinary

Adj. Something so ordinary, it's boring.

I can't date him. His face is so bordinary.

by 5abees April 14, 2015

Bordinal

-A word used to describe a person who has the capability to determine the subtle differences between grasshopper and cockroach excrement. In the countries of southeast Asia, being dubbed bordinal is considered the highest honor one can receive in his or her lifetime.

-All who feel they may be eligible to be dubbed bordinal must contact The International Committee of Irish Entrepreneurs (ICIE) who will then host a series of complex tests to verify weather or not you meet the criteria for the honorable title.

ICIE: So, tell us, is it grasshopper or cockroach poop?
Ryan: grasshopper.
ICIE: Correct!
Bordinal Ryan: fuck yeah.

by TACOwhisperer August 6, 2011

ordinary bloke

Steve Irwin, aka The Crocodile Hunter.

Steve Irwin, he's just an ordinary bloke.

by writ September 7, 2006

Ordinary Peanut

A loser with no prospects in life and nothing special about him

That Bobby Zig guyis such an ordinary peanut

by Baz Zi April 14, 2017

ordinary flex

when you do not aim to flex, but you are too cool not to ; something cool guys in 80s used to do

Guy 1 looking at JayZ: He came and didn't talk about his wife, career, fame, and money. He didn't flex at all.
Guy 2: God damn! Look at him riding those shoes.
Guy 1: That wasn't flex, it was Ordinary Flex.

by propahguy January 23, 2020

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

An internet show on YouTube done by a Swede who yells at the camera interchangably in English and Swedish (or 'Swenglish') and prepares his food/dish/course/whatever in an incredibly over the top manner, usually involving smashing, throwing, and breaking things and just generally causing a mess. He also lives with another character called Mr Fox, who frequently outsmarts and beats him. It usually involves some gimmick before the actual episode and also an instance of him eating a 'pre-dinner snack' (usually a spoonful of mayonnaise), after which he says "It's good for you".

Episode of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time:
*is sitting on toilet*
*reaches for toilet paper, realizing there is none*
"MR FOOOOOOX!"

by EpicGuy July 30, 2012