Hixxz68's definitions

Betabase

Passive behaving 21st-century males, low testosterone, apathetic phone-wielding knuckle draggers whose mindset is indecisive, lacking leadership qualities waiting for X chromosomes to tell them what to do.

I don't even know why we were trying to get Dano to a golf course; he is so Betabase it's beyond clearing shit with his mom or wife now; he's emasculated and in a state of transfixed paralysis.

by Hixxz68 June 21, 2023

Wantmonster

The standard issue Disney princess is conditioned by Western society to have an unbridled desire for more with zero gratitude; they are particularly dangerous if they hail from California. Nothing is ever enough, even as they receive something they have been pining for quite some time; they receive it and immediately move on to the next shiny thing. The depths of their desire have no end and defy all logic and reason. For the period a Wantmonster is mated, their partner is the most miserable creature in the animal kingdom.

Karen wore down Jerri with an ultimatum, and within five minutes of the excitement of the ring presentation, the Wantmonster moved onto a deposit for their wedding venue at The Four Seasons; Jerry slapped down that American Express black card and knew he was in a lower level of hell

by Hixxz68 May 30, 2023

Masturbeta

The penultimate BETA: the beta male mistakes themselves for an alpha male, and the contradiction is so apparent they unknowingly become an Apex beta.

Schwartz believes he is the master of his domain but when it comes down to it he avoids confrontation, is submissive, emasculated, and cucked by his ex-wife Katie, he is the poster child of a Masturbeta.

by Hixxz68 May 21, 2023

Tigerkingworthy

A streaming show similar to "Tiger King" goes viral where the truth seems stranger than fiction.

A friend was talking about this Netflix show "Murdaugh Murders: a southern scandal"; they hooked me by saying it was TigerKingworthy.

by Hixxz68 March 7, 2023

Wokefree

It's a state that is natural and organic; issues are not being forced or agenda lead; there are no clear identity politics, emasculation of a male, or mentions of toxic masculinity; the diversity is genuine and flows organically; gender and sexual orientation are natural and not advocated, political correctness is not identifiable and no threat of cancellation.

You have to give it to Tom Cruise the mission impossible and top gun movie franchises are Wokefree.

by Hixxz68 March 5, 2023

Zombie Snap

This is that moment when you're watching a zombie film where the zombies are just slowly milling around, and then suddenly, it gets a whiff of brains and starts bolting for the victim. The same happens with social media zombies; they are in a trance or NPC -Vibe and suddenly attack.

Franchesca was pretty cool until the Zombie Snap; she went for my jugular out of the blue.

by Hixxz68 March 2, 2023

Maybe-Person

A Maybe-Person is the type of individual that, when invited to events, always says, "I'll try." The hour of the event tends to be a coin flip depending on the weather, their feelings, or if nothing else better comes up. A Maybe-Person has no compass or code, led by their emotions like a butterfly with her helmet on. This behavior is highly problematic, and they have difficulty daily with simple decision-making activities.

Woody Goldblum, a.k.a. the Swan, said he would like to try to make it out to dinner, but because he felt a little stressed about travel plans (the next day), he canceled again at the 11th hour and confirmed that he was a Maybe-Person.

by Hixxz68 March 1, 2023