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Millennial Drone

A millennial generation participant who acts and behaves similar to a Drone. Their behavior is distant, vacant, devoid of personality, the overall energy is reminiscent of a drone hovering off in the distance.
It was pretty remarkable after interacting with Kevin, very little eye contact, monotone voice, zero personality he's definitely a Millennial Drone.
by Hixxz68 May 10, 2019
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Entreparential

When an enterprising millennial uses all their entrepreneurial energy with the sole focus of generating additional income and resources from of their parents. Typical strategies are as follows: Minor and Major injuries, car accident or other critical car related issues, pet accident and needs surgery, cyber attack resulting in fraud against your child, and many more tactics too heinous to mention.
Frank just thought that his 30-year-old cousin Sean was going to Starbucks every day working on a "new startup", he was shocked to find out Sean was just working on some entreparential strategies again.
by Hixxz68 August 23, 2018
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Two-Bodied

When an obese individual is so large that they empose their mass and shrink the space for normally proportioned individuals in hallways, elevators, and especially airlines seats.
The flight is so uncomfortable sitting next to this Two-Bodied man, his whole side is resting upon me and pressing into my flesh as he sweats I can smell and feel his excessive moisture.
by Hixxz68 July 29, 2018
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Definingphoto

It's the photo that has the opportunity to become the most powerful image of your "personal brand" on social media and the internet.
Nancy was heading to a wedding overseas and was concerned about looking her best due to the probability that this event could result in a definingphoto of her on facebook.
by Hixxz68 July 26, 2018
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Wrong Thread Violation

Someone who repeatedly confuses, without remorse, what text thread they are on and posts the wrong information, pictures, comments, and memes.
We got a colossal school lesson plan sent on our text thread for the "Family" today, and we realized that it was my honey with yet another Wrong Thread Violation.
by Hixxz68 November 3, 2022
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Smelted Snowflake

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.
Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.
by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019
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Masturbeta

The penultimate BETA: the beta male mistakes themselves for an alpha male, and the contradiction is so apparent they unknowingly become an Apex beta.
Schwartz believes he is the master of his domain but when it comes down to it he avoids confrontation, is submissive, emasculated, and cucked by his ex-wife Katie, he is the poster child of a Masturbeta.
by Hixxz68 May 21, 2023
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