autobating

The act of masterbating while waiting for a (UAV) drone to deliver your package.

Example: Person 1: "Ah dude! What are you masterbating for?"

Person 2: " Bro, I am autobating because I can't wait for my order to be delivered by a drone."

Person1: "That is sick bro! I think I will watch."

by poopswallower December 3, 2013

Autobation

Erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse and specifically involving an automobile as a means of instrumental manipulation, sexual fantasy, or by various combinations of these agencies.

He was embarrassed when his grandmother walked into the garage and caught him in the act of autobation.

A few of the pages of his 'Car and Driver' magazine were stuck together, no doubt a result of an unhealthy car fetish and an incessant need for autobation.

by Dr. Fuchs August 21, 2010

Afrobating.

The action of touching your afro where it feels good for you, and pleasurable for your afro.

Mum, fucking leave, I'm afrobating. This is so embarassing. D;

by Fcuk. November 18, 2011

astrobating

masturbating in space. Few have had the chance to engage in this exotic activity.

"Houston we have a problem."
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"

by TheAstrobater February 21, 2010

actorbating

self-aggrandizing acting done merely for the sake of showing how amazing an individual actor's skill or technique is, rather than actually inhabiting the character and telling the story; being an overacting ham who is more interested showing off than being his/her character; chewing the scenery

I didn't believe a word Scott said in that role. He was actorbating all over the stage.

by Writer Diva November 19, 2010

autobazungalingus

self oral stimulation of the nipples. Pronounces "autobuzungalinus"

"Dude, look at that bitch, she's performing autobazungalingus!"

by Fargo403A January 22, 2006

Autobotting

Autobotting is the act of pretending to be a transformer. When you Autobot, you usually yell "Autobot's! Roll out!" and you physically throw yourself on the ground, pretending to transform. Doing this with friends is really fun, especially in front of people because they think your idiots. Do this while walking somewhere, that's when it's most useful.

"Damn, look at those guy's autobotting, hella jealous, I wish I was them."

"Autobotting hurts after a while, but it's totally worth it."

by Sirnicholas666 October 11, 2011