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autobating 

The act of masterbating while waiting for a (UAV) drone to deliver your package.
Example: Person 1: "Ah dude! What are you masterbating for?"

Person 2: " Bro, I am autobating because I can't wait for my order to be delivered by a drone."

Person1: "That is sick bro! I think I will watch."
autobating by poopswallower December 3, 2013

Autobotting 

Autobotting is the act of pretending to be a transformer. When you Autobot, you usually yell "Autobot's! Roll out!" and you physically throw yourself on the ground, pretending to transform. Doing this with friends is really fun, especially in front of people because they think your idiots. Do this while walking somewhere, that's when it's most useful.
"Damn, look at those guy's autobotting, hella jealous, I wish I was them."

"Autobotting hurts after a while, but it's totally worth it."
Autobotting by Sirnicholas666 October 11, 2011

Autofelating 

Autofelating is a doing word for self oral sex by a male.
The male bends his back and attempts to suck himself off, upon completion, the man becomes satisfied, and releases his cum in him mouth.
be right back man, i'm about to get down and do some autofelating!
Autofelating by trustmelol May 17, 2011

automating

combination of "auto-" meaning "self-" and "mating" meaning "having intercourse"; synonim for masturbation
Taken from an xkcd comic strip no. 1319.
I'm so tired of this task I have to do every day. I tried automating, but I ended up only losing a lot of time.

Autobotting 

When an autosexual does the necessary task of pleasing oneself, otherwise known as masturbating.
This hot girl at work hurt her wrist autobotting.
Autobotting by HijabiRN September 4, 2025
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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