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autobating 

The act of masterbating while waiting for a (UAV) drone to deliver your package.
Example: Person 1: "Ah dude! What are you masterbating for?"

Person 2: " Bro, I am autobating because I can't wait for my order to be delivered by a drone."

Person1: "That is sick bro! I think I will watch."
autobating by poopswallower December 3, 2013
Related Words

Autobotting 

Autobotting is the act of pretending to be a transformer. When you Autobot, you usually yell "Autobot's! Roll out!" and you physically throw yourself on the ground, pretending to transform. Doing this with friends is really fun, especially in front of people because they think your idiots. Do this while walking somewhere, that's when it's most useful.
"Damn, look at those guy's autobotting, hella jealous, I wish I was them."

"Autobotting hurts after a while, but it's totally worth it."
Autobotting by Sirnicholas666 October 11, 2011

Autofelating 

Autofelating is a doing word for self oral sex by a male.
The male bends his back and attempts to suck himself off, upon completion, the man becomes satisfied, and releases his cum in him mouth.
be right back man, i'm about to get down and do some autofelating!
Autofelating by trustmelol May 17, 2011

automating

combination of "auto-" meaning "self-" and "mating" meaning "having intercourse"; synonim for masturbation
Taken from an xkcd comic strip no. 1319.
I'm so tired of this task I have to do every day. I tried automating, but I ended up only losing a lot of time.

Autobotting 

When an autosexual does the necessary task of pleasing oneself, otherwise known as masturbating.
This hot girl at work hurt her wrist autobotting.
Autobotting by HijabiRN September 4, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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