Autobotting is the act of pretending to be a transformer. When you Autobot, you usually yell "Autobot's! Roll out!" and you physically throw yourself on the ground, pretending to transform. Doing this with friends is really fun, especially in front of people because they think your idiots. Do this while walking somewhere, that's when it's most useful.
"Damn, look at those guy's autobotting, hella jealous, I wish I was them."
"Autobotting hurts after a while, but it's totally worth it."
Autofelating is a doing word for self oral sex by a male.
The male bends his back and attempts to suck himself off, upon completion, the man becomes satisfied, and releases his cum in him mouth.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).