Autobeating

Stroking your shi to a photo or video of yourself

She thought I was a serial killer when she caught me autobeating.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

autobating

The act of masterbating while waiting for a (UAV) drone to deliver your package.

Example: Person 1: "Ah dude! What are you masterbating for?"

Person 2: " Bro, I am autobating because I can't wait for my order to be delivered by a drone."

Person1: "That is sick bro! I think I will watch."

by poopswallower December 3, 2013

Autobotting

Autobotting is the act of pretending to be a transformer. When you Autobot, you usually yell "Autobot's! Roll out!" and you physically throw yourself on the ground, pretending to transform. Doing this with friends is really fun, especially in front of people because they think your idiots. Do this while walking somewhere, that's when it's most useful.

"Damn, look at those guy's autobotting, hella jealous, I wish I was them."

"Autobotting hurts after a while, but it's totally worth it."

by Sirnicholas666 October 11, 2011

Autofelating

Autofelating is a doing word for self oral sex by a male.
The male bends his back and attempts to suck himself off, upon completion, the man becomes satisfied, and releases his cum in him mouth.

be right back man, i'm about to get down and do some autofelating!

by trustmelol May 17, 2011

automating

combination of "auto-" meaning "self-" and "mating" meaning "having intercourse"; synonim for masturbation
Taken from an xkcd comic strip no. 1319.

I'm so tired of this task I have to do every day. I tried automating, but I ended up only losing a lot of time.

by wowitshardtogetauniquenick February 28, 2014

Autobotting

When an autosexual does the necessary task of pleasing oneself, otherwise known as masturbating.

This hot girl at work hurt her wrist autobotting.

by HijabiRN September 4, 2025