autobating

The act of masterbating while waiting for a (UAV) drone to deliver your package.

Example: Person 1: "Ah dude! What are you masterbating for?"

Person 2: " Bro, I am autobating because I can't wait for my order to be delivered by a drone."

Person1: "That is sick bro! I think I will watch."

by poopswallower December 03, 2013