Afrobating.

The action of touching your afro where it feels good for you, and pleasurable for your afro.

Mum, fucking leave, I'm afrobating. This is so embarassing. D;

Afrobating. by Fcuk. November 18, 2011

Afrobatics 

Amazing Acrobatic Athletic movements performed by African Americans. Pretty much all they feature on Sportscenter.

Announcer1: Manning drops back in the pocket. ....He throws the ball downfield complete to Thomas

Announcer2: What an Afrobatic catch he made there Bob.

Announcer1: I believe he majored in Afrobatics in College Jim

Afrobatics by Freespin66 November 24, 2013

agrabating

The act of masturbating while mad

Diego broke up with me and went with Hugo so I started agrabating.

- The Asian

agrabating by Glock35 May 19, 2015

afromazing 

An adjective that descibes an afro haircut that looks very cool/amazing.

(Guy1) Hey, do ya like my fro? I got it yesterday.
(Guy2) That hair cut is afromazing!

afromazing by Marc Bernstein September 8, 2008

astrobating 

masturbating in space. Few have had the chance to engage in this exotic activity.

"Houston we have a problem."
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"

astrobating by TheAstrobater February 21, 2010

autobating 

The act of masterbating while waiting for a (UAV) drone to deliver your package.

Example: Person 1: "Ah dude! What are you masterbating for?"

Person 2: " Bro, I am autobating because I can't wait for my order to be delivered by a drone."

Person1: "That is sick bro! I think I will watch."

autobating by poopswallower December 3, 2013

Airbating 

masturbating on an airplane.

ken-will i get arrested for airbating?
sam- no, airbating isnt illegal, its just frowned upon

Airbating by schweatybawls April 13, 2011