actorbating 

self-aggrandizing acting done merely for the sake of showing how amazing an individual actor's skill or technique is, rather than actually inhabiting the character and telling the story; being an overacting ham who is more interested showing off than being his/her character; chewing the scenery

I didn't believe a word Scott said in that role. He was actorbating all over the stage.

actorbating by Writer Diva November 19, 2010

astrobating 

masturbating in space. Few have had the chance to engage in this exotic activity.

"Houston we have a problem."
"what is it???"
"i was astrobating and my lunar module got caught in my zipper"

astrobating by TheAstrobater February 21, 2010

actorbation 

Actorbation; (n) When an actor performs a monologue or scene so over-indulgently that you can almost see his hand stroking his quickly growing ego. Actorbation often causes a severe decrease in the tempo of a scene.

(v): to actorbate

"Wasn't Mark just amazing as Romeo last night?"
"Are you kidding me? Mark's incessant actorbation beat the crap out of the whole show! He must have added at least a half hour to the first act alone!"

actorbation by andrew nelson brown January 24, 2008

autobating 

The act of masterbating while waiting for a (UAV) drone to deliver your package.

Example: Person 1: "Ah dude! What are you masterbating for?"

Person 2: " Bro, I am autobating because I can't wait for my order to be delivered by a drone."

Person1: "That is sick bro! I think I will watch."

autobating by poopswallower December 3, 2013

afterbating

The warm glow you feel, rendering you relaxed and unwilling to move after a particularly intense masturbation session.

Wow, that was great! I was afterbating for 10 minutes before I heard my roommates key in the door and I had to scramble to obfuscate what I'd been doing

afterbating by Kaiser Soce May 24, 2014

asterbating 

Jacking off to a ass you saw earlier in the day

Imgonna have to go home and be asterbating

asterbating by Bigotisyouknowthis January 6, 2016