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A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.
yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!
asspirate by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007
Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks
Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass
asspirate by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003
One who steals booty belonging to the same sex.
asspirate by alan partridge January 19, 2003

naturally aspirated 

a car that is not running a supercharger or turbo charger
fuckface1:yo is that car naturally aspirated?!?!?! its pretty fast.
me:yeh but thats why it keeps gettin fuckin smoked by my rb25det s13!!
naturally aspirated by S13DR1FTK1NG September 19, 2006
a pirate puts it up your ass and you like it.
"Arg, Arg, Caleb J. I'm gonna get you!", said the asspirate.
asspirate by Ozzy21 June 25, 2005

asspiratee 

It is the lowlt french way of saying asspirate. An Asspiratee is in french a smelly man dressed as a pirate that ass rapes people randomly. He is not limited to ass raping but also likes eating asshole.
The Asspiratee in a disturbing bus driver vioce said to his bitch, "I'm gonna eat your asshole!"
asspiratee by USMC-IceSoldier July 14, 2003