Absticate 

To Jew someone out of money or a personal possession

"That kike has been Absticating a lot today!"
"I was just absticated!"

Absticate by kike master January 31, 2008

abdicate 

to remove oneself from being head of state. eg. Queen/King.

Mary Queen of Scots was forced to abdicate the throne by rebels. She was no longer Queen of Scotland, and her son became King.

abdicate by Vaughn January 13, 2005

Abstirape 

The "forced" decision made by a significant partner to not conduct in sexual intercourse.

Guy: "My gf won't have sex with me. she wants to be abstinent..."

Friend: "Dude, you just got abstiraped!"

Abstirape by atypical_e October 13, 2009

abstination 

Abstination:
Not a real word in any language. A composite of Abstinence and the suffix -tion.
-tion is used to make a noun an action or process. It may also be used to mean result or consequence.
Abstain is to refrain from something by one's own choice
Abstinence is the act of... implying the practice of refraining from indulging or desire, action on the noun abstain.
This means that the -tion suffix has been miss-applied to a noun when there is a correct version of which is already a defined word.
First use was by the religious right in a Moral Majority news letter.
This would bring us to another word:
Ignorance: The lack of knowledge, information or education by choice; a state of ignorance.
Logical conclusion: The moral majority was created by god during the period of "Intelligent Design" and gave them the ability to choose ignorance.

Teach your kids abstination is good and sex is bad. spelling variation of another non word - abstanation

abstination by wchp July 28, 2016

abdicate 

To proclaim or declare to be no longer one's own, to disclaim, disown, cast off; esp. to disown or disinherit children. Now only as a tech. term of Rom. Law (L. abdicare filium, also patrem); To depose (from an office or dignity). Obs.; refl. To formally cut oneself off, sever, or separate oneself from anything; esp. to divest oneself of an office (L. abdicare se magistratu). Obs.; trans. To put away, cast off, discard (anything). Obs.

1541 ELYOT Im. Gov. 149 The father..doeth abdicate nowe and then one, that is to saie, putteth them out of his familie. 1644 MILTON Jus Pop. 34 Parents may not causelessly abdicate or disinherit children. 1697 POTTER Antiq. Greece IV. xv. 351 (1715) Parents were allow'd to be reconcil'd to their children, but after that could never abdicate them again. a1763 SHENSTONE Essays 117 Wherever I disesteemed, I would abdicate my first cousin. 1828 SEWELL Oxf. Pr. Essay 70 Sons were exposed, abdicated, and sold by the laws of Solon

abdicate by JDOE October 18, 2002

abstracted fiji 

send via text message. used to confuse potential boyfriends/girlfriends

girl: abstracted fiji!
guy: what?
girl: ABSTRACTED FIJI
guy: im sorry, i dont know what you're saying
girl: i guess i cant like you anymore....

abstracted fiji by em mc May 4, 2009

pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate 

A hasty response to a request for data or information, such as project time-frames or costs, that has the appearance of being relevant and well considered while in actuality being largely baseless and pulled from thin air.

Similar to a guesstimate but lacking any forthright element, pull-it-out-of-your-asstimates are typically a response to an unreasonable request or means of quickly escaping an otherwise long, drawn-out and pointless discussion.

Even though I haven't seen any of the requirements or initial design documents the boss wouldn't stop hassling me for a scope of work. I had to give him a pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate of 4 weeks to get him off my case so I could start figuring our what it's really going to take.

pull-it-out-of-your-asstimate by mrkrypto June 30, 2011