Mr.Grammar's definitions

pwn

To beat someone so badly, they must cry.

Person 1: Dude I just pwned you so hard.
Person 2: *Cries in shame*

by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003

Ford GT

I can't believe no one has defined this...

History: The Ford GT is the updated model of their old Le Mans car the GT40. Apparently after Enzo Ferrari refused to sell his company to Ford, Henry Ford II decided he would kick their ass. So he spent a lot of money to make a car that would beat Ferrari in the Le Mans, which Ferrari had won eight times already. Anyway, the GT40 wins in 1966 and the rest of the decade and Ferrari never wins again.

Specs: This car is better than you. At everything.
(taken from comparison between the GT and the 2004 Viper)
0-60 3.6
0-100 8.1
1/4 mile in 11.78@124mph
Top speed is somewhere over 200mph
550 hp @ 6500 rpm
500 ft-lb torque @ 3,750 rpm
14 mpg city/21 mpg highway (not that it matters)

I wish I had 150k to buy this car...by the time I ever get near to that much money its probably going to cost 200k+ and I will cry. And I believe everyone is already sold, they just have to be produced...

by Mr.Grammar April 25, 2004

grammar

Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard.

Me: Please, stop embarassing yourself.
Random Person On-line: u stukc uop basterd

by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003

karwhore

Someone who uses a kar way too much, and camps a window or doorway. Usually someone with some skill, but thinks killing alot of people equals winning in dod. THEY NEVER CAP FLAGS. Sometimes you can kill them with a grenade or a spring, but mostly you wish they would do something other than camp.

Everyone: FUCKING KARWHORE
Karwhore: (silence)he's too busy camping to type

by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003

kar

A kar is the k98 rifle, and alot of people like to use it...because it is almost as accurate as a spring or scoped kar, requires no scoping, and kills in one hit, unless you hit a window sill or something. Some people are fucking amazing with it, but most have slow reflexes. See wordkarwhore

Me: FUCKING CAMPING KARWHORE
Karwhore: Whatya gonna do about it?
Me: *headshot* suck spring(springfield sniper rifle) bitch

by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003

asspirate

Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks

Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass

by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003

bitchcunt

The greatest thing to call your girl/woman. Guaranteed to make things interesting.

Girl: That was so great John, you're a beast in the sheets.
Boy: Thats right bitchcunt
Girl: OOOH! Your so romantic John

by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003