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Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard.
Me: Please, stop embarassing yourself.
Random Person On-line: u stukc uop basterd
by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003

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Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks
Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass
by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003

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I can't believe no one has defined this...

History: The Ford GT is the updated model of their old Le Mans car the GT40. Apparently after Enzo Ferrari refused to sell his company to Ford, Henry Ford II decided he would kick their ass. So he spent a lot of money to make a car that would beat Ferrari in the Le Mans, which Ferrari had won eight times already. Anyway, the GT40 wins in 1966 and the rest of the decade and Ferrari never wins again.

Specs: This car is better than you. At everything.
(taken from comparison between the GT and the 2004 Viper)
0-60 3.6
0-100 8.1
1/4 mile in 11.78@124mph
Top speed is somewhere over 200mph
550 hp @ 6500 rpm
500 ft-lb torque @ 3,750 rpm
14 mpg city/21 mpg highway (not that it matters)
I wish I had 150k to buy this car...by the time I ever get near to that much money its probably going to cost 200k+ and I will cry. And I believe everyone is already sold, they just have to be produced...
by Mr.Grammar April 25, 2004

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A kar is the k98 rifle, and alot of people like to use it...because it is almost as accurate as a spring or scoped kar, requires no scoping, and kills in one hit, unless you hit a window sill or something. Some people are fucking amazing with it, but most have slow reflexes. See wordkarwhore
Karwhore: Whatya gonna do about it?
Me: *headshot* suck spring(springfield sniper rifle) bitch
by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003

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A guy who can please any other man or woman.
Gay 1: Damn, you're a beast in the sheets.
Gay 2: Yah...too bad im covered in shit now.
by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003

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A penis.
"I fucked her wtih my fuckflesh
by Mr.Grammar November 21, 2003

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The greatest thing to call your girl/woman. Guaranteed to make things interesting.
Girl: That was so great John, you're a beast in the sheets.
Boy: Thats right bitchcunt
Girl: OOOH! Your so romantic John
by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003

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