Mr.Grammar's definitions

off the heezy

Something that cannot be expressed by the English language, hence a made up phrase must be used.

Just add "off the heezy" to anything and you get the idea...
That bitch was off the heezy.
That taco was off the heezy.
Damn man, your shit is off the heezy.

by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003

kar

A kar is the k98 rifle, and alot of people like to use it...because it is almost as accurate as a spring or scoped kar, requires no scoping, and kills in one hit, unless you hit a window sill or something. Some people are fucking amazing with it, but most have slow reflexes. See wordkarwhore

Me: FUCKING CAMPING KARWHORE
Karwhore: Whatya gonna do about it?
Me: *headshot* suck spring(springfield sniper rifle) bitch

by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003

asspirate

Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks

Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass

by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003

pwn

To beat someone so badly, they must cry.

Person 1: Dude I just pwned you so hard.
Person 2: *Cries in shame*

by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003

grammar

Something people should be forced to learn, even if they are stupid. It is also something that makes people on-line think you are a stuck up bastard.

Me: Please, stop embarassing yourself.
Random Person On-line: u stukc uop basterd

by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003

bitchcunt

The greatest thing to call your girl/woman. Guaranteed to make things interesting.

Girl: That was so great John, you're a beast in the sheets.
Boy: Thats right bitchcunt
Girl: OOOH! Your so romantic John

by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003

bitchcunt

Sorry, it should be "you're so romantic"

by Mr.Grammar June 6, 2003