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one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around
Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.
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Your typical Caribbean Plunderer who enjoys "swabbing the poop deck" with his "first mate." Pastimes also involve comparing frigate sizes with other captains and polishing another captain's plank.

...Also ass pirates enjoy homosexual intercourse.
"Arr!! Its time to pillage the village"

"look mateys ive found buried treasure"

Ass pirate: "Lets get that poop deck dirrty"

by The 'vet gets em wet June 12, 2006
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1. One who commandeers ass.
2. A general insult implying the insultee is gay.
"ARRRGHH! Thar be the ass we aim to capture."

"Dennis, you're a fucking ass pirate."
by John J. October 27, 2004
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A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.
yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!
by Michael of SoCal February 24, 2007
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Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks
Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass
by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003
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The act of stealing and pounding booty.....damn pirates always want the booty
Roman (the ass pirate in steeb) just fucked brad's ass
by 406 December 23, 2004
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mainly homosexuals. One who partakes in the insertion of a phallic object in a female or males anus, mainly a penis.
Adrian is an ass pirate. He likes to do guys in the ass.
by ookiemonster April 21, 2003
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