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Aspirate 

To supplement a deal with an "under-the-table" portion that will increase the value of the deal without letting authorities know, or outside the normal confines of the agreed-upon rates in an industry.
"Hey REDACTED. I can't give you all that money (~$220M) because we have a salary cap and restrictions, how's about I give you ~$170M and then aspirate it with $48M from our sponsor company? That'll give you the total amount and no-one will ever know."
Aspirate by Kailon the God September 5, 2025
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Spontaneously Aspirate 

To spew, blow chunks, barf, do the technicolor yawn, or simply vomit unexpectedly
"what's that smell?"
"dude, Mikey spontaneously aspirated in my backseat while we were coming home from the party last night. It took me four rolls of paper towel, two bottles of Nil-Odour, and three of those little green tree air freshers to make it even bearable in here"
Spontaneously Aspirate by GinSeven February 4, 2010
A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.
yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!
asspirate by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007
Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks
Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass
asspirate by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003
One who steals booty belonging to the same sex.
asspirate by alan partridge January 19, 2003

naturally aspirated 

a car that is not running a supercharger or turbo charger
fuckface1:yo is that car naturally aspirated?!?!?! its pretty fast.
me:yeh but thats why it keeps gettin fuckin smoked by my rb25det s13!!
naturally aspirated by S13DR1FTK1NG September 19, 2006

Aspiration 

The wet spot left in the seat of the chair after a long meeting.
When the meeting adjourned and everyone arose from their chairs, their aspiration was clearly visible on the plastic seats.
Aspiration by BaptistMonk September 4, 2009