asspirate Share definition Flag A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank. yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee! asspirate by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007 Words you can keep railfan mug chonk mug chud mug based mug 67 mug slime mug mogging mug chopped mug thot mug glazing mug huzz mug yams mug larp mug unc mug cracked mug simp mug baddie mug bop mug lolcow mug