Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
AHOYA
AHOYA is an acronym standing for AssHole Of the Year award. It is used to describe those people who get promotions, bonuses and the best jobs because they are the boss’s lick lick and brown nose anyone else in authority. Total Malcolms of a healish nature they are usually below average to poor performers, but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.
AHOYA by AKACroatalin March 5, 2019
athaya
A beautiful, sassy lady who has a big heart and a sensitive side. Smart but can be a doofus as well. Can be a little bit gullible but she also keeps a lot of her thoughts inside. Be careful with this girl though, once you get on her bad side, you're never escaping.
athaya by Pudding Enthusiast June 11, 2018
Xbox Ahoy!
Xbox Ahoy! or Xbox Ahoy (Real Name:Stuart Brown) Is a very popular youtuber and gamer from UK. Who post tactics, tips and guides for video games(specially Xbox 360 games).
Also Known by: (1)astonishing video production,(2)weapons guides for Call of Duty 6 & 7,(3)excellent catch phrases and an (4)attractive voice.
Also Known by: (1)astonishing video production,(2)weapons guides for Call of Duty 6 & 7,(3)excellent catch phrases and an (4)attractive voice.
(1) Boy 1: Man are you watchin' this?
Boy 2: Yeah Xbox Ahoy! makes some amazing vids...
(2) Boy 2: You should totally see this M72 LAW weapon guide for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Boy 3: I think that weapon is from Black Ops...
Boy 2: Oh golly I fell so stupid!
(3) Boy 3: Dude when comes the catch phase?
Boy 2: Wait for it...wait for it...
Xbox Ahoy video:...then it might just be time...to lay down the LAW...
Boy 2&3: WOW, EPIC!
(4) Girl 1: Xbox Ahoy voice is so sexy, I want to met him in person and show him my gameplay!
Boy 1: Oh golly I wish I had Xbox Ahoy voice!
Boy 2: Yeah Xbox Ahoy! makes some amazing vids...
(2) Boy 2: You should totally see this M72 LAW weapon guide for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Boy 3: I think that weapon is from Black Ops...
Boy 2: Oh golly I fell so stupid!
(3) Boy 3: Dude when comes the catch phase?
Boy 2: Wait for it...wait for it...
Xbox Ahoy video:...then it might just be time...to lay down the LAW...
Boy 2&3: WOW, EPIC!
(4) Girl 1: Xbox Ahoy voice is so sexy, I want to met him in person and show him my gameplay!
Boy 1: Oh golly I wish I had Xbox Ahoy voice!
Xbox Ahoy! by Frenchief March 2, 2011
ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die
Some weird ass trailer for a game where you play as Mr krabs from spongebob and take ketamine,deliver the ketamine
fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
fucking publicly execute people infront of the police and they wont do nothing
flip a coin and game end plankton
person one:so whats this video you wanted to show me?
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V
person two:ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die.
person one:what the fuck?
person one:what the fuck is that all about?
person two:pretty much the discount version of michael's trailer from GTA:V
ahoy spongebob, I've over dosed on ketamine and I'm going to die by Agent Stamos November 8, 2020
Tits ahoy
Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"
More from Urban Dictionary
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026