Definitions by Nicnoc

oblitorous 

(adj.) When a person cannot find the clitoris on their partner during sexual activity. A portmanteau of “clitoris” and “oblivious”.

Sally was never sexually satisfied; her partner was completely oblitorous.

oblitorous by nicnoc November 6, 2021

tit for twat 

When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.

Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.

tit for twat by Nicnoc June 18, 2011

Christatic 

Adj. Describes a really, really, really good Christmas.

Feeney spent his holidays in the Philippines and had a Christatic time.

Christatic by Nicnoc November 30, 2010

spermageddon 

N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.

After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.

spermageddon by Nicnoc November 25, 2010

Tits ahoy 

Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"

Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*

Tits ahoy by Nicnoc November 17, 2010

share thumbnail space 

V. 1. Refers to the deepening romantic involvement between 2 individuals when both of them start to appear together in the thumbnails of their Facebook profile pictures. While anyone can share your profile pic, it takes a special person to survive the cropping and be part of the extremely limited 130 x 110 pixels that is a thumbnail.

2. Can also refer to non-romantic relationships, i.e. BFFs, bromance, etc.

Friend 1: Are Vangie and Phil, like, together? Their Facebook relationship status still says "single".
Friend 2: Yeah, but check out their homepages - they already share thumbnail space. It's official alright!

share thumbnail space by Nicnoc November 5, 2010

Aislehole 

N. An asshole that blocks an aisle or any other passageway

It took Eliza 20 minutes before she could reach her seat on the plane because the aislehole in 13-B took his sweet time putting his backpack, guitar, snorkeling gear, and laptop bag in the overhead compartment.

My fries are getting soggy and I just wanna punch that aislehole holding up the line in the condiments section.

Aislehole by Nicnoc November 5, 2010