Gayristocrat

1. A homosexual male who is a member of the ruling class or of the nobility, or one who has royal blood.

2. A gay commoner who adopts the tastes, manners and behavior of the aristocracy.

Dave is a natural gayristocrat who insisted on lodging in a Swedish castle when he toured Europe last spring.

by Nicnoc October 06, 2010

person attached to your dick

N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.

Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"

by Nicnoc October 10, 2010

tit for twat

When lesbians exchange sexual favors; also performed by straight women unsatisfied by their male partners.

Elaine: Gee, Ricky doesn't really like to go down on me.
Lisa: Oh, it repels Bob as well! I just don't get it...
Elaine: Tit for twat?
Lisa: Done.

by Nicnoc June 18, 2011

Tits ahoy

Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"

Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*

by Nicnoc November 15, 2010

spermageddon

N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.

After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.

by Nicnoc November 23, 2010

Christatic

Adj. Describes a really, really, really good Christmas.

Feeney spent his holidays in the Philippines and had a Christatic time.

by Nicnoc November 28, 2010

oblitorous

(adj.) When a person cannot find the clitoris on their partner during sexual activity. A portmanteau of “clitoris” and “oblivious”.

Sally was never sexually satisfied; her partner was completely oblitorous.

by nicnoc November 06, 2021