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AHOYA is an acronym standing for AssHole Of the Year award. It is used to describe those people who get promotions, bonuses and the best jobs because they are the boss’s lick lick and brown nose anyone else in authority. Total Malcolms of a healish nature they are usually below average to poor performers, but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.
That arsehole Malcolm’s just got a commendation from the boss.
Yeah, it’s his AHOYA.
AHOYA by AKACroatalin March 5, 2019
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AHOYA is an acronym standing for Asshole Of The Year Award. Used frequently to describe those people who get the best jobs, promotion, bonuses not because they're good at their job, but because they lick the boss' boots and brown-nose anyone in authority. They are usually below average to poor performers but their sycophancy ensures that this goes unnoticed.
Malcolm's got an end of year bonus despite failing to make any of his targets!
Yeah it's his AHOYA
AHOYA by Croatalin January 10, 2014
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toya aoyagi

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student: Toya Aoyagi
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Yuga Aoyama 

The best fucking character in BNHA despite not getting any attention.

FITE ME
Guy 1: Who's your favorite character from My Hero Academia?

Guy 2: Yuga Aoyama!
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: >:(
Ahona is a person who is very lively and beautiful inside and outside. She is crazy and weird but in a good way. She is a genuine friend and if you have her a friend you are a lucky person. Ahona makes you happy just like first ray of sunshine after long dark days.
Get yourself a Ahona
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Aoyama is the most shiny boy known to man kind, he has shone so hard that it is rumoured his parents are never shown as they went blind after looking at his ultimate shining move, he shines and he never stops shining, do you think he has time to stop shining when firing navel laser? No of course not so he just doesn’t stop.
That form, that glow, that is it, the full version of Aoyama

Xbox Ahoy!

Xbox Ahoy! or Xbox Ahoy (Real Name:Stuart Brown) Is a very popular youtuber and gamer from UK. Who post tactics, tips and guides for video games(specially Xbox 360 games).

Also Known by: (1)astonishing video production,(2)weapons guides for Call of Duty 6 & 7,(3)excellent catch phrases and an (4)attractive voice.
(1) Boy 1: Man are you watchin' this?

Boy 2: Yeah Xbox Ahoy! makes some amazing vids...

(2) Boy 2: You should totally see this M72 LAW weapon guide for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Boy 3: I think that weapon is from Black Ops...

Boy 2: Oh golly I fell so stupid!

(3) Boy 3: Dude when comes the catch phase?

Boy 2: Wait for it...wait for it...

Xbox Ahoy video:...then it might just be time...to lay down the LAW...

Boy 2&3: WOW, EPIC!

(4) Girl 1: Xbox Ahoy voice is so sexy, I want to met him in person and show him my gameplay!

Boy 1: Oh golly I wish I had Xbox Ahoy voice!
Xbox Ahoy! by Frenchief March 2, 2011
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