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asylee is such a cutie and she loves the boovs
i love asylee
asylee by anonymous November 4, 2022
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Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
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Ashlee is the best girl you'll ever meet.she loves others way more then herself. When your on her good side she'll do anything to make you happy. She's smart and encourages everyone around her to have goals in their life. She knows what she wants and she won't stop till she gets it. She always very fun. You'll never have a dull moment with her. She's so weird but in that good type of way that makes you just want to know more about her. Ashlee is also very pretty although she doesn't see it. People often take her for granted not realizing everything she offers. She's the type of girl a guy gets when he's too young , screws up and realizes later what A terrible mistake he made by leaving her .Once you had ashlee there's nothing better
see that girl ?

Yea that's ashlee
Ashlee by mami1208 December 21, 2013
Ashore a wonderful and amazing human being. She will be there when you need her and when you don't need here she won't just disappear she will sit with you through rain,snow,sleet,hail,amd sunshine. She is the one person you can depend on for anything and everything. She always gives and probably doesn't know the definition of get. She is everything you need in a friend. She is beautiful inside and out. Boys if you get her as a girl friend. Don't lose her.
Lilly: Omg Becky did you hear about the new girl Ashlee
George: Yeah I heared she is SO nice
A girl who is self- concious, funny, sweet, exceptionally compassionate and usually brings light to others. The name Ayleen mean's "light". Commonly mispronounced as Alien, A-leen, or eileen (i-leen).
Ayleen is like candy to a boy's eyes
Ayleen by 24/7-365 April 17, 2011
ayleen is one of the most beautiful girls. she has a stylish taste. she is tall and perfect for a model. she can be nice and funny, but she can also become angry very quickly. she is a pretty popular sight in her city. But she does not have so many real friends. that is what seems best to her! that is just the ayleen way!
Person 1: Look at ayleen there!
Person 2: which? the beautiful one?
Person 1: yes! That one!
Ayleen by Mellababy September 5, 2018
Ashlee is the best person you will ever meet. She is so amazing and wonderful. She always knows how to get the party starting. She always brightens up the room just by being there. She is the strongest person you will ever meet, she has been through hell and back but she still finds a way to make everyone happy. She may be bitchy to you at first but the more you know her the more of a sweetheart she turns out to be. Ashlee's are always over protective of there close friends and will fight anyone who hurts there friends. She has a great sense of humor and always ready to make a joke. Ashlee's tend to love animals more than you think they could, they love all and any animal and she will fight you on that. If you have an Ashlee keep her close and never let her go.
Person 1: Who's that person petting all those dogs?
Person 2: That's Ashlee she's my soul sister/best friend.
Ashlee by ampdms061717 May 24, 2018
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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