3 definitions by barcelonaIV

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

by barcelonaIV March 24, 2018

When you tape a squeegee below a midgets crotch and they pee while you drag them around a hockey rink.

The ice on the pond was to thin for a zamboniso we used some zambidgets.

by barcelonaIV April 03, 2015