3 definitions by barcelonaIV

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An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015
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When you tape a squeegee below a midgets crotch and they pee while you drag them around a hockey rink.
The ice on the pond was to thin for a zamboniso we used some zambidgets.
by barcelonaIV April 03, 2015
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