Assters
Assters by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
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Assterburners
Assterburners by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat April 29, 2015
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asstershock • Assters • asstertaste • assteroid • assterpiece • assterbater • Assers ass • assterbate • Assterbation • astersex
assterbater
A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.
Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)
Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.
Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!
Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.
Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!
assterbater by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008
Assterroids
The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.
Assterroids by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009
assterpiece
The amalgamation of "masterpiece" and "ass" - essentially a masterful ass. This is applicable to any female that has a lot to bare with her derrière.
Jessica Biel has an ass that won't stop! What an assterpiece!
Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.
Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.
assterpiece by JDMGio February 18, 2011
Assterbator
Someone who frequently massages, plays with, grabs, pinches any part of their behind for self-pleasure
Assterbator by Sasster2003 October 22, 2009
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