Assters

When someone on Brawlhalla spams with blasters to piss you off.

"This Lord Vraxx main uses some real assters."

by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

Assterburners

When your asshole burns after taking a shit

Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners

by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat April 29, 2015

Assterisk

The doggy style view of a girl's butt hole. Looks similar to an asterisk (*) or a starfish.

Scooter contemplated shooting a load in the clearly visible, puckering assterisk.

by thaicougs February 13, 2010

assterbater

A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.

Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)

Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.

Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!

by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008

Assterroids

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.

Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

assterpiece

The amalgamation of "masterpiece" and "ass" - essentially a masterful ass. This is applicable to any female that has a lot to bare with her derrière.

Jessica Biel has an ass that won't stop! What an assterpiece!

Even in her older state, J Lo still has a mighty fine assterpiece protecting her backside.

by JDMGio February 18, 2011

Assterbator

Someone who frequently massages, plays with, grabs, pinches any part of their behind for self-pleasure

butt holer massager, Assterbator

by Sasster2003 October 22, 2009