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Assterbater 

Assterbater a guy who has a Pinterest vision board of girls asses of all shapes, colors and sizes and masterbates to them all the time.
Geez Tony, Ithink I’m an assterbater. I can’t cum unless I’m looking at multiple girls asses when I jack.
Assterbater by Ricardo Cabesa July 29, 2018

Assterbater 

A man who has a pinterest vision board of women's asses-all shapes, colors and sizes. Asses with thongs, naked asses, starfucker asses, and who can only CUM when he jacks to asses. Therefore he is an ASSTERBATER
"Hey Tony, I"m defiantly an ASSTERBATER...I have to Jack to girls assess or I can't cum. Im an Assterbater to the 1000th power.
Assterbater by Ricardo Cabesa July 29, 2018

Assturbate 

To bring oneself to orgasm by various acts of anal-simulation.
Vanilla masturbation doesn't work for me anymore, now the only way I can cum is if I assturbate.
Assturbate by Tenshin_ April 7, 2016

Absterbate 

to exercise one's abdominal muscles excessively
Joe: "How was your work out?"

Bob: "Oh, man, I absterbated until I core-gasmed"
Absterbate by Adam Snider February 11, 2009

Assterbator 

Someone who frequently massages, plays with, grabs, pinches any part of their behind for self-pleasure
butt holer massager, Assterbator
Assterbator by Sasster2003 October 22, 2009

assturbate 

masturbating in your ass, or to sodomize yourself
"I'm going to assturbate with a dildo"
assturbate by Seth and Sam July 11, 2009
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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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