baggee's definitions

asstortoise

its just one of those shits that are so fat you think they are never gonna come out.

dude chris that asstortoise was so big it felt like there was a truck coming out of my ass

by baggee September 14, 2006

asstoe

when you stick ur big toe up someones ass because ur dick is too small to stick up there

dood do you no how i told you that marks dick is small i saw him sticking his big toe up some guys ass, he was definately asstoeing (ass toe) him

by baggee September 14, 2006

assnugget

when someone has repetative nugget shaped shits that sound like someone is shooting a bb gun

dude what happened today, i heard someone was shooting a bb gun in the mens stall and the cops came, they found out it was someone just haveing an assnugget

by baggee September 14, 2006

assnugget

when someone has repeted nugget shaped shits that sounds like a bb gun

dood what happened in the boys stall today i heard someone was shooting a bb gun and the cops had to come? no it was just someone that had assnuggets

by baggee September 15, 2006