assteroid 

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.

Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.

assteroid by harry flashman July 13, 2003

assteroid 

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.

I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.

assteroid by Keylimeypie December 20, 2007

Assteroid 

A really inflamed hemorrhoid.

Bob: I have a raging assteroid!

Rob: That really sucks!

Assteroid by chunihan February 14, 2013

assteroid 

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.

I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.

assteroid by Keylimeypie December 20, 2007

Assterisk 

The doggy style view of a girl's butt hole. Looks similar to an asterisk (*) or a starfish.

Scooter contemplated shooting a load in the clearly visible, puckering assterisk.

Assterisk by thaicougs February 13, 2010

Send the Asteroid! 

Asking God or the Universe to destroy planet Earth to wipe out human civilization, especially when in events that lacks of moral standards.

Johnny: Hey Elizabeth, what do you for a living?

Elizabeth: I am a professional whore and a boss bitch!
Johnny: HARAM! Send the Asteroid!

Send the Asteroid! by The Hidden Man of Texas January 19, 2023

Assterroids 

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.

Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.

Assterroids by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009