asspucker 

Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of Cryarrhea

Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.

asspucker by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

assfuckery 

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

assfuckery by The Eta April 8, 2009

asslicker 

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.

They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.

asslicker by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

Assfucker 

One who fucks asses. There is an unspoken implication that said "assfucker" is a male who prefers fucking male asses, i.e. who is gay.

Listen up, assfuckers, we gotta close our Bhagdad office!

Assfucker by Fred Mijan November 10, 2003

Assfucked without lube or a kiss 

In a bad situation or position impossible to get out of, which is the direct result of someone else's actions, usually intentional.

Synonyms: see royally screwed, fucked, up shit creek, shafted, buggered

1st Person: So he didn't tell you the exam was today?

2nd Person: Yeah; I've been assfucked without lube or a kiss.

1st Person: Wanker.

Assfucked without lube or a kiss by Balphezar October 23, 2006

Assdickery 

used when you would say, "That is complete bullshit," or something along those lines.

Thats pure assdickery.

Assdickery by gemuadrken January 13, 2011

asskickery 

1. The art of kicking ass

2. The process of kicking ass

Being a ninja requires me to be quite proficient in asskickery

I went to a Pantera concert and there was some serious asskickery goin' on there

asskickery by vick jack November 5, 2004