asskickery

1. The art of kicking ass

2. The process of kicking ass

Being a ninja requires me to be quite proficient in asskickery

I went to a Pantera concert and there was some serious asskickery goin' on there

by vick jack November 5, 2004

asskickery

The art of kicking ass

"Its time for me to promote the asskickery"

by CaptainCool February 19, 2007

asskickery

1) The ancient art of ass kicking.

2) Any unbelievable feat considered by many to be outrageous.

3) An unfair time at which none of your attempts to thwart the opposition will work.

4) The act of scoring multiple kills without opposition.

1) Wow. That asskickery was simply astounding.

2) Chris just punched a hole into that boulder! Such elegant asskickery!

3) This asskickery sucks! He should have died! That was at least 7 headshots! Screw BXR!

4) No one can stop my asskickery! I am God!

by FruitJuice August 28, 2009

assfuckery

The chaos and general confusion resulting from poorly planned and executed activities.

"When Mike told the waitress that all 20 people watching the game would be on one tab, I set up my own tab with the bartender. I wanted no part of the assfuckery that would happen when it came time to divy up the check."

by The Eta April 8, 2009

asslicker

1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.

2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.

They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.

by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015

asskissery

the practice of seeking to gain favor by flattering, praising and/or brown nosing those in leadership positions i.e. employer, coach, administrator, supervisor, etc.

She didn't even notice me until I was promoted, now her constant compliments are nothing more than asskissery of the highest order.

by infinityx December 30, 2008

asstrickery

(n) Feats of non-intuitive acumen; the use of non-obvious approaches to problems that are figuratively pulled from the ass of the person who conceives them.

His clever use of the Separating Hyperplane Theorem to derive the boundary of a convex set was quite a piece of asstrickery. We never would have thought to use that ourselves.

by asstrickster December 9, 2008