assponey 

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

assponey by jordan May 2, 2004

assponent 

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

assponent by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

asspony

To describe something as really fantastic and fun.

I haven't had that much fun in a long time! That party was totally asspony!

asspony by The Notorious Anonymoose February 14, 2008

asspony

A derogatory term. Asspony is used to describe people you hate.

You stole my crack! Therefore; you are an asspony!!

asspony by Gabby February 15, 2004

asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.

God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.

asspony by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

asspony

A ficitonal animal that some Nesties ride in on to ruin other boards' day.

We can see that the Asspony Brigade from ML has rode in to ruin another boards' day.

asspony by NestieinMO September 27, 2007

dude shea, asspony 

dude, like yeah, what are you gay?

"don't you like jugs?"

Reply: "Dude shea, asspony."

dude shea, asspony by Dudewizzatch February 9, 2004