assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by jordan May 2, 2004

assponent

A measurement representing the degree to which a woman's skirt hem is higher in the back than the front due to her ghetto booty.

Her skirt hem is 3 inches higher in the back than the front! That's a high assponent!

by Rowan Lovecraft July 19, 2006

asspony

To describe something as really fantastic and fun.

I haven't had that much fun in a long time! That party was totally asspony!

by The Notorious Anonymoose February 14, 2008

asspony

A derogatory term. Asspony is used to describe people you hate.

You stole my crack! Therefore; you are an asspony!!

by Gabby February 15, 2004

asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.

God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

asspony

A ficitonal animal that some Nesties ride in on to ruin other boards' day.

We can see that the Asspony Brigade from ML has rode in to ruin another boards' day.

by NestieinMO September 27, 2007

dude shea, asspony

dude, like yeah, what are you gay?

"don't you like jugs?"

Reply: "Dude shea, asspony."

by Dudewizzatch February 9, 2004