ontario

Actually, in Canada you can drive at 16 and drink at 19! Ontario is Canada's largest province by population, 12 million+. I also is home to the nation's largest city, Toronto, with a population of roughly 3 million. Toronto is also home to the world's tallest structure, the CN Tower at about 1 800 feet.
Ontario place, I'm goin' again!
by Jordan January 21, 2004
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Spoon

what your friends do at 5 in the morning when they are incredibly drunk
dude pj, wanna spoon with me
by Jordan January 04, 2004
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ipsa

ipsa is one stupid dude who cant learn one of all tactics in cs very stypid dude very..
cant play cs and he is the most sLOWLY people i ever seen !
ipsa is one stupid dude who cant learn one of all tactics in cs very stypid dude very..
cant play cs and he is the most sLOWLY people i ever seen
by jordan April 07, 2005
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Smush

Verb; To Smush. Smushing, Smushed.
A combination of the acts of blushing and smiling heavily.
Originaly inspired by the merging of 2 "emoticons" in MSN Messenger smushing is starting to make it's way into popular speech.
I was talking to this cute girl the other day and she gave me a great compliment, I couldn't stop smushing.
by Jordan June 11, 2004
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Herbig

petaphile, total loser with no possible future, useless to himself and others, chester the molester.
Girls, watch out for herbig in his white van by the preschool. Dont take any candy from him.
by jordan December 08, 2003
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DTFK

Dani Taylor Fat Kid incorp. meaning: a snow ball who runs around like rocky cause she's a "big kid"
1) WOW! she is DEFINITELY a DTFK!
2) did you see that DTFK roll by? i didn't know they got that big!
by Jordan March 25, 2003
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luponizewer

a stupid fag who is a person who will not leave there name in a damn chatterbox and leavens rude comments
an example is the person who oputs anoymouns
by jordan January 24, 2005
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