jordan's definitions

Spoon

what your friends do at 5 in the morning when they are incredibly drunk

dude pj, wanna spoon with me

by Jordan January 4, 2004

bulgaria

the best fucking country there is,there is no better place then bulgaria,de abe maykaty,bulgaria is number 1.

yo man when i went to bulgaria i got a boner cause it was so nice.
bulgaria is off the chain

by jordan June 25, 2004

ontario

Actually, in Canada you can drive at 16 and drink at 19! Ontario is Canada's largest province by population, 12 million+. I also is home to the nation's largest city, Toronto, with a population of roughly 3 million. Toronto is also home to the world's tallest structure, the CN Tower at about 1 800 feet.

Ontario place, I'm goin' again!

by Jordan January 21, 2004

schpeech

Male excrement that ejects itself at high velocities towards its female (sometimes male, sometimes beast) target

Your schpeech is somewhat creamier tonight honey.

by Jordan June 13, 2003

Spooky Underpants

Used by the Ancient Egyptians to describe un-natural underpants movement.

"My gosh Tutankhamun, look at those terrible spooky underpants outside, they are dancing"

by Jordan June 7, 2004

Herbig

petaphile, total loser with no possible future, useless to himself and others, chester the molester.

Girls, watch out for herbig in his white van by the preschool. Dont take any candy from him.

by jordan December 8, 2003

DTFK

Dani Taylor Fat Kid incorp. meaning: a snow ball who runs around like rocky cause she's a "big kid"

1) WOW! she is DEFINITELY a DTFK!
2) did you see that DTFK roll by? i didn't know they got that big!

by Jordan March 25, 2003