jordan's definitions

SoHoe

1) A woman who lives, works, or exists in the SoHo neighborhood of Manhattan. Typically wealthy, well-dressed, and not very bright.

2) A woman who will do anything to advance in the art world.

1) While in NYC, beware of SoHoes wearing silly hats from fc*uk.

2) I can't believe Sara sucked off that guy just so she'd get her own gallery. She's such a SoHoe!

by Jordan March 31, 2006

311

As a former Klansman, I can confirm that the definition of 311 below is indeed correct!

The eleventh letter of the alphabet is the letter "K"; thus 3 times 11 equals "KKK," or Ku Klux Klan. 311 is sometimes used as a greeting to demonstrate membership in the KKK or simply sympathy with the Klan and its ideology.

There is also a popular rock band with the name "311" which is not at all hate-oriented, completely different meaning.

This is not bullshit, 311 is also used by KKK members!

Great band too, not in any way affiliated with the Ku Klux Klan or any other racist groups.

by Jordan July 3, 2006

GTA

1. GTA = Grand Theft Auto, A crime and a game.

2. GTA = Greater Toronto Area, the city Toronto and the area surrounding it (Halton, Peel, York, and Durham)

Me and my boys got busted last week in the GTA(2)for GTA(1)

by Jordan June 16, 2006

stinkbug

To grab a skateboard rail between your legs with your butt sticking out resembling a Stinkbug releasing its defencive juices.

It's weird to see a professional racer grabbin' stinkbug these days...

by Jordan June 17, 2006

It stank up in this bitch.

There is a very bad smell in the building/structure you're currently in.

Jessica: What is that smell?
Jordan: Yeah! It stank up in this bitch.

by Jordan June 18, 2006

Garbage Water

Garbage water is that mysterious liquid found in the bottom of garbage bags that leaks onto the floor when you take the bag out of the can. Where does this stuff come from? People who don't throw out entire containers of liquid still seem to get it in their bins. They don't dump out cups of coffee into the trashcan! So how does it get there? The explanation to this mystery continues to elude scientists and researchers around the globe.

Homer Simpson: "Ahh! Garbage water!"

by Jordan June 18, 2006

moose club

when having intercourse with a woman from behind, you put your hands ontop of your head like a moose and keep going for ten seconds without the woman knowing what you are doing, then you are in the secret society that is, the moose club.

last night i banged this girl and i got in the moose club.

by jordan April 9, 2005