219 definitions by jordan

magnetical

Something with a magnetic quality

To stick the picture in her locker, she put the magnetical thing up in front of it.

by jordan February 11, 2004

makela

a male that pwnts teh vacuum cleaner up and down the floor every nite

why dont you makela that thing
d00d, Jordan wants to makela with you tonight

by jordan January 26, 2005

mammalaya

a hearty stew consisting of the taxonomy mammailia stuffed, filled, basted, and ingested and filtered throught the digestive track of a whale (preferabbly sperm).

that's some chyaunt ass mammalaya

by jordan January 21, 2004

juicemobile

A slap on a wet fatman's back resulting in an incredibly loud juicy noise.

He slammed his hand onto the wet skin and a ringing juicemobile could be heard across the beach.

by jordan March 29, 2004

leftover crack

1. Damn, you know there ain't no such thing as leftover crack!
2. One of the greater bands on earth.

You want some of my leftover crack, man? Shit-nevermind, there ain't no such thing!
Shit, this Leftover Crack cd has one fucking crackrocksteady beat, bitch!

by jordan December 18, 2004

lesbianage

the act of spying on lesbians

Jordan likes to take part in lesbianage.

by jordan February 9, 2004

mo

Short for homo, which is short for homosexual.

My roommate andy is a huge mo.

by jordan March 11, 2005