A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.
The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.
Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?
When you decide that a reaction is actually stronger than it first appears. This word is based on the fact that you start to say "Shit
" but then decide a stronger word is necessary, thus the "Fuck
guy 1: Dude did you study for that huge test?
guy 2: Sh-fuck man...no I forgot!