4 definitions by Laver

Counting Your Dick

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.

Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?

by Laver April 29, 2007

assprone

An adjective that is synonymous with "Gay"

Dude 1: Hey, I just watched Brokeback Mountain last night
Dude 2: I didn't need to know that you assprone SOB

by Laver June 12, 2007

fuckstock

A synonym for your Dick

Dude I just stuck my fuckstock in Jill last night...

by Laver June 12, 2007

sh-fuck

When you decide that a reaction is actually stronger than it first appears. This word is based on the fact that you start to say "Shit" but then decide a stronger word is necessary, thus the "Fuck".

guy 1: Dude did you study for that huge test?
guy 2: Sh-fuck man...no I forgot!

by Laver May 8, 2007