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The non-existant malady that one catches by being around homosexuals (males especially).
"Yo, John went to San Francisco, and now he has a boyfriend; he must have caught the gay!"
by okenter June 21, 2005
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The gay is a mysterious phenomenon that is observed prior to incidents of assfucking.
Tim joins the navy
He rides on the back of the man train
Tim's got the gay!
by Wo-tar March 13, 2003
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1. Someone or something, that is in and of itself, entirely or extremly gay. This my be shown by the way the subject walks, breathes, dances, parts his hair, colors his hair, limps his wrist, has sex with men, etc.

2. A guy who attempts to look gay for the sake of actracting women he could not otherwise attract. (also see metrosexual)
1. Person One: Dude, look, it's the gay!
Person Two: ZOMG! Too much gayness! RUN!
The Gay: HAAAAAAAAAYYY! (limp wristed wave)
by Thomas Crawford April 5, 2006
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Chanted when someone or certain actions are gay, usually used by queer people on tumblr and twitter. Originated from an edited screenshot of a Yu-Gi-Oh character whispering "I can still hear his voice..." with another Yu-Gi-Oh character behind him chanting "gay gay homosexual gay"
Friend 1: Wow Jean and Lisa canonically live together and cook dinner for each other
Friend 2: gay gay homosexual gay
by thesapphicmonarch April 4, 2021
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An insult used by literally every middle schooler on earth.
6th grader: ha u gay bro!1!1
another 6th grader: nah fam ur gei!1!
by Lil Toaster (rap god) August 2, 2018
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Son: “what does gay mean”
Dad: “happiness
Son: “are you gay”
Dad: “no, I have a wife
by V1NSAN1TY 123 October 15, 2019
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