assnet 

long bushy like hair that forms and develops around the anus, usually warm and moist.
Pronounciation- us-net

"Her assnet is so hairy, you could get your hand stuck tangled in it"

assnet by -------- July 9, 2006

asslete's foot 

When your feet have the same odor as ass

Damn Matt. Your feet smell so bad. You should go to the doctor. You might have asslete's foot.

asslete's foot by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015

Assne 

Acne that you get on your ass.

Ted: I'm super stressed out about final exams, I got a wicked case of assne.

Stella: Gross.

Assne by cambronshinn January 2, 2012

liquidate the assets 

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

liquidate the assets by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

Assness

1. A word used to describe something extremely annoying or frustrating.

2. The quantity or quality of buttocks in a given situation or area.

1. If I had to describe this game's assness, I just have to say: It's very ass!

2. I was at a "gentlemen's club" yesterday, and the assness was extrordinary.

Assness by Mrcatanstuff. April 17, 2010

Assetry 

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

Assetry by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015

Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...

1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets

Frozen Assets by rzhhhh November 14, 2011