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The testicles that descend from one's anus.

Dan's assunts always get in the way during sex.

assnuts by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

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assnuts

The area of the human male that contains the anus, testicles, and everything in between.

I bent over to get my ben and Dave kicked me right in the assnuts

assnuts by logan December 21, 2003

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Assnuts

Someone you highly dislike. You think they're a dumbass

Hey assnuts what are you doing?

Assnuts by Dumpster dude January 16, 2017

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assnuts

A person who has had over nine cocks in their ass at once. Usually a male.

Jake Kelly is SUCH an assnuts!

assnuts by Anonymous February 27, 2003

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Assnut

An all-purpose term used to refer to a person who is irritating or otherwise. It is more colorful than traditional names, and is generally less offensive, so it is often used teasingly.

Interchangeable with such terms as: dipshit, fuckwad, etc.

Teeny is such an assnut.

I'm not being an assnut. You're just inferior.

Assnut by DeifyKenJennings November 16, 2004

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Assnut

Just all in all another way to call someone a dumbass

Man Jack is a real Assnut!

What an Assnut!

Assnut by J-J-Jay-remy March 26, 2010

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ASSNUT

a derogatory term used to make fun of someone when u cant think of anything else to say

DAMN IT BOBBY U ASSNUT how did u ace that test

ASSNUT by ydub October 4, 2004

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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