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assjet

an extended realease of flatulence from the anus that sounds like a jumbo jet taking off
Yo kid, you totally just assjetted yourself after that huge bowl of chili.

Yo, that was a huge assjet. It stinks.
by Simmons and Nunez February 12, 2008
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AssJet

When you sh*t so hard that you move forward from it, It can also be caused from farting
“Hey what’s the smell”
“Jake had an assjet”

Ohhhh is that why he’s stuck in a tree?”
by QueenVictoriaII November 19, 2022
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asslete's foot

When your feet have the same odor as ass
Damn Matt. Your feet smell so bad. You should go to the doctor. You might have asslete's foot.
by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015
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liquidate the assets

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.
Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!
by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017
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Assetry

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.
I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.
by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015
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Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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asstetic

A dick that is so aesthetic that it makes your ass twitch.
Gary sent me a fire nude today. It was so asstetic I was wet throughout my entire math lecture.
by Zrizt October 3, 2017
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