assketball

the process of throwing small objects, like spitballs, pennies, and pretzel salt, at but preferably into the exposed asscrack of any obese female.

dude! from across the room! sick assketball shot

Check out that fat bitch, lets play me some assketball

by Ryan and Jeremy September 16, 2007

assketball

When the man lies down and the women bounce on him like a basketball

UHHHHHHHHHHH, ur really good at assketball

by Fred is shitty= December 3, 2019

Assketball

A homosexual male's term for "slamming" and "dunking" his genitalia into his partners anal cavity, called a "hoop" in some occasions. Terms such as "foul" when one partner goes too hard for comfort, "alley oop" when one inserts his penis into his lovers ass, and many others are used during the act.

"Frank and I got a quick round of assketball going last night. I may have pulled some fouls during it, though."

by wishfuII August 8, 2016

Sassketball

To be consistently handing out sides of sass to a group of people at a club/bar or event.

I was playing some serious Sassketball at da club last night when I let all these frat boys buy me drinks and then I peaced out immediately on all of them.

by Melawesome October 20, 2007

Bassketball

when you fill your girlfriends ass with ketamine by bowing it through rolled up fivers. Then, when it is filled to the brim, you have to dip your penis in honey and, using it, collect the ketamine. then when you cum, ketamine will fly up into the sky and into your girlfriends mouth.

"I played bassketball with my girlfriend last night"
"oh cool what was the score"
"nah mate not THAT kind of bassketball"
*share a look while laughing slowly and quietly*

by gladweenus February 13, 2019

Asserballs

Term give for the view of a man's testicles from behind. Most visible when the man bends over.

''When he bent over I could totally see his Asserballs

by sophiekisskiss December 22, 2012

Ashetball

When smoking, and your to lazy or just out of reach from grabbing a ashtray so you flick your cigarette ash from your cigarette towards the ashtray as if your shooting a basketball.

I had to ashetball my cigarette cuz I was to far away from grabbing the ashtray.

by Statman4201 January 20, 2024