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The quality of being an ass. How much of an ass you are.
Barney's sweet nature makes up for some if his assness.
Assness by majorlanguage August 12, 2017
1.) Of or being of the ass.

2.) The ass factor in a situation.

3.) The gayness of a situation.
"Jesus, the assness of that clown was scary!"
assness by Warmaster Assclown August 31, 2004
The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.
Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.
Assness by XeerOh February 22, 2024

bitch assness 

n. a disease thats sweeping the nation causing evny, jealousy, and unnecessary arguing; frequently used by diddy
bitch assness by Dylan Hansel March 23, 2008

Bitch-Assness 

A "very contagious" disease, in which people be acting "salty"
"You do have a lil' bitch-ass-ness' in you, though and bitch-ass-ness will NOT be tolerated. Bitch-assness is a DISEASE that has run rampant in our community! There will be NO Bitch-ass-ness at Bad Boy!!" -Diddy

"I don't know what bitch-assness is, but i be gettin bitch-assness!"
Bitch-Assness by RRowley February 8, 2008

bitch assness 

bitch assness by bitch assness January 26, 2012