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Assness

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1. A word used to describe something extremely annoying or frustrating.

2. The quantity or quality of buttocks in a given situation or area.
1. If I had to describe this game's assness, I just have to say: It's very ass!

2. I was at a "gentlemen's club" yesterday, and the assness was extrordinary.
Assness by Mrcatanstuff. April 17, 2010
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Assness

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The quality of being an ass. How much of an ass you are.
Barney's sweet nature makes up for some if his assness.
Assness by majorlanguage August 12, 2017

assness

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1.) Of or being of the ass.

2.) The ass factor in a situation.

3.) The gayness of a situation.
"Jesus, the assness of that clown was scary!"
assness by Warmaster Assclown August 31, 2004

Assness

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The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.
Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.
Assness by XeerOh February 22, 2024

bitch assness 

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n. a disease thats sweeping the nation causing evny, jealousy, and unnecessary arguing; frequently used by diddy
we don't need no bitch assness up in here
bitch assness by Dylan Hansel March 23, 2008

Bitch-Assness 

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A "very contagious" disease, in which people be acting "salty"
"You do have a lil' bitch-ass-ness' in you, though and bitch-ass-ness will NOT be tolerated. Bitch-assness is a DISEASE that has run rampant in our community! There will be NO Bitch-ass-ness at Bad Boy!!" -Diddy

"I don't know what bitch-assness is, but i be gettin bitch-assness!"
Bitch-Assness by RRowley February 8, 2008

bitch assness 

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elijah has caught the bitch assness
bitch assness by bitch assness January 26, 2012
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