Asskin

Having ones asshole licked while urinating.

Man I gotta piss like a race horse...interested in giving me an asskin?

by Mehul and Adam February 26, 2009

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asskin

a magical, mythical creature with arms and legs and a big ass

Holy Shit! Did you just see that asskin scamper from the tree?

by Barb Fylis Bob April 11, 2010

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asking for a friend

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.

"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."

by Ash1355 November 3, 2015

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nowhere near the asking

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016

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assninja

One who is stealthy like a ninja, jumping from one ass to another (usually raping them, usually a gay ninja too).

They could be a figurative assninja, or a real gay ass ninja!
The latter would dress up as a ninja, with stars and everything, and perform ass sex with kunais, advanced forms of taijutsu, ninjutsu and genjutsu.

They are to be feared when they possess a sharingan!

John walked oppenlegged, ass bleeding out of his bedroom this morning. He had a swarm of assninja's on his back all night, and won't be able to sit for a month now!

Yeah, one of the rapists was Gay-Sensei

by Fukaface! March 26, 2019

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