Narwhals
Narwhals by lowkey_lilyyyy May 4, 2018
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Narwhals
Narwhals are not whales they are they opposite of whale. They are big fluffy and awesome and can beat a polar bear in a fight . Everyone should love narwhals
Narwhals are so cool
Narwhals by Narwhals 1234 September 15, 2019
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Narwhal Appreciation Day
Stephanie: "Guess what today is!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"
Narwhal Appreciation Day by HollyHeywood November 2, 2011
narwhaldo
A polymath in an industry that has a high level of related skills.
The word is based around the idea that there are "unicorns" in a particular industry. The problem with term, however, is that unicorns are a mythological figure and no one has ever seen them, they exist as a figment of our imagination.
Narwhals, on the other hand, are real, endangered, and have been called the unicorns of the sea for their similar, singular horn. If you combine that with Waldo, an elusive figure that is hard to find even though he sticks out-- you have a Narwhaldo.
This is a metaphor for people that are real and produce high quality work because of their well rounded ability to put things in the context of their many skills. They are tricky to find, but putting one on your team is a solid investment.
Narwhal + Waldo = Narwhaldo
The word is based around the idea that there are "unicorns" in a particular industry. The problem with term, however, is that unicorns are a mythological figure and no one has ever seen them, they exist as a figment of our imagination.
Narwhals, on the other hand, are real, endangered, and have been called the unicorns of the sea for their similar, singular horn. If you combine that with Waldo, an elusive figure that is hard to find even though he sticks out-- you have a Narwhaldo.
This is a metaphor for people that are real and produce high quality work because of their well rounded ability to put things in the context of their many skills. They are tricky to find, but putting one on your team is a solid investment.
Narwhal + Waldo = Narwhaldo
Did you see that clean aesthetic? The UX of her work is incredible. She coded the entire thing? We might be looking at an elusive narwhaldo.
narwhaldo by DesignHead May 1, 2014
Narwhalogy
1) When I go to college I want to learn about Narwhalogy
2) Somebody get that faggot Narwhalogy out of my house.
3) Get that bitch nigga fagot ass staff member Narwhalogy off of Krynn.
2) Somebody get that faggot Narwhalogy out of my house.
3) Get that bitch nigga fagot ass staff member Narwhalogy off of Krynn.
Narwhalogy by ICBMs2020 January 15, 2018
narwhal
The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical.
When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR
flying narwhal
The Flying Narwhal, not unlike the flying Rhino occurs when one dons a construction helmet with a long spiral dildo. Then whilst swimming have the receiver float on their back or floatation device and the Narwhal swim ferociously toward them and jump or dash quickly into their twat or anus, spearing them harpoon-like
As i peered through my poolside window, i saw him tanning on a floatsie in the pool. The narwhal spotted him too, before i could shout a warning, swam across and took a flying leap directly into his anus thus puncturing him with a flying narwhal.
flying narwhal by Newyawkah September 15, 2013
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