ashturbate
She was so hot before she died. If only I could get my hands on her cremated remains, I would definitely ashturbate.
ashturbate by wordman55 September 8, 2012
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assturbation
I really wanted to go down on her last night, but when I got home she was in the middle of an assturbation session to the new Justin Timberlake video.
assturbation by decamel August 28, 2013
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Assturbation by Twiggins Q. Neugebauer June 20, 2011
assturbation
Masturbation restricted to the ass region. Usually performed by placing dildos, buttplugs, fingers, toothbrushes, or whatever else may be handy into the anal cavity. Lube is optional but highly recommended.
Suzy had never considered assturbation until she overheard Julie talking to Maria about shoving a 9 inch vibrator up her ass while fantasizing about Tom (Suzys dad).
assturbation by mindrape November 16, 2005
assterbater
A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.
Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)
Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.
Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!
Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.
Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!
assterbater by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008
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assturbate by Seth and Sam July 11, 2009
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A)
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B)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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