Adsturbate 

When you masturbate to the ads on the site, instead of the actual content.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night?

Jerry: Nothing looked good on Pornhub, so I decided to Adsturbate to the 18 and abused ads.

Adsturbate by JoeyPita May 30, 2017

Sadsturbate 

The term for masturbating while sad in order to take ones mind off of their personal troubles.

John Proctor's girlfriend broke up with him so he decided to sadsturbate in order to ease the sorrow.

Sadsturbate by Carl Grimes April 17, 2016

assturbation 

To pleasure the anal cavity of oneself with the intent of sexual gratification.

I really wanted to go down on her last night, but when I got home she was in the middle of an assturbation session to the new Justin Timberlake video.

assturbation by decamel August 28, 2013

Sadsturbate 

Masturbation while in an intense period of remorse or sadness, lubrication naturally forming from tears raining down on one's frowny poundy

Sam was so upset when the Patriots lost to the Ravens that he sadsturbated for months in his room before he ran out of tears and boners.

Sadsturbate by TeamKeefe January 23, 2013

Sadsturbate 

When you masturbate to take your mind off something that's making you sad.

"Aw man...I'm so sad about my girl breaking up with me...I can't sleep..."
"Time to sadsturbate!"

Sadsturbate by bassmanmiles92 June 29, 2011

Assturbate 

To bring oneself to orgasm by various acts of anal-simulation.

Vanilla masturbation doesn't work for me anymore, now the only way I can cum is if I assturbate.

Assturbate by Tenshin_ April 7, 2016

Assturbation 

Masturbation focused on pleasuring the butt, whether it be by massage or insertion.

Wow, this banana is frozen rock solid. I'm gonna have a good assturbation session tonight!

Assturbation by Twiggins Q. Neugebauer June 20, 2011